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The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!)

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Lesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly? The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) is a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, and aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats in various stages of sexual awkwardness will enlighten, demystify, remystify, and most importantly entertain as you learn about all the aspects involved in girl-on-girl action.
From lesbian pick-up lines:
Pronounce Annie Proulx's
name correctly—watch lady's
cargo pants fall off.

To icebreaker haiku for first dates:
It has been MANY
years, but I'm not done griping
about The L Word.

To, of course, the mechanics of lesbian sex:
It's like straight sex but
afterwards we ask ourselves,
"We just had sex, right?"

Lesbian sex is
like water polo—no one
really knows the rules.

This laugh-out-loud book is the perfect gift to amuse and educate your friends, loved ones, and lovers.


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Publisher: Flatiron Books

Kindle Book

  • Release date: April 19, 2016

OverDrive Read

  • ISBN: 9781250072658
  • File size: 12638 KB
  • Release date: April 19, 2016

EPUB ebook

  • ISBN: 9781250072658
  • File size: 12638 KB
  • Release date: April 19, 2016

Formats

Kindle Book
OverDrive Read
EPUB ebook

Languages

English

Lesbian sex has been confounding people since the dawn of time. What is it that two women do together exactly? The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) is a humorous guide to lesbian sex, dating rituals, and relationships, and aims to dispel all myths. Haiku paired with hilarious watercolor illustrations of cats in various stages of sexual awkwardness will enlighten, demystify, remystify, and most importantly entertain as you learn about all the aspects involved in girl-on-girl action.
From lesbian pick-up lines:
Pronounce Annie Proulx's
name correctly—watch lady's
cargo pants fall off.

To icebreaker haiku for first dates:
It has been MANY
years, but I'm not done griping
about The L Word.

To, of course, the mechanics of lesbian sex:
It's like straight sex but
afterwards we ask ourselves,
"We just had sex, right?"

Lesbian sex is
like water polo—no one
really knows the rules.

This laugh-out-loud book is the perfect gift to amuse and educate your friends, loved ones, and lovers.


Expand title description text